I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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