Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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