Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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