Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
sex in a hospital.. check
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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