If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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