just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize