Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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