she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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