meet me or not, i'm out of control
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I would fuck him just for his dog
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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