well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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