just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just forgot I was standing up.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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