hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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