do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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