There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She tied me up with her honor cords...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Is Oprah even human
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He has the fingertips of a God
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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