i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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