Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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