I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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