WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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