help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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