So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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