I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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