dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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