Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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