I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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