sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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