i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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