nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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