He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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