So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you have to choose: penises or morals?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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