wakey wakey hands off snakey
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
