So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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