That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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