ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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