I wannas sexs uuuuu
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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