Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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