Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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