I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just found puke in my bra..
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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