my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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