so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
where does the pee come out of this thing
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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