is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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