don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.