on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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