Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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