i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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