But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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