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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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