i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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