You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
