the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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