The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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