do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
bring money and cleavage
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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