She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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