how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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