how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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