so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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