i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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