So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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