Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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