so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
