so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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