So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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