So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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