why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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