He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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