I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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