Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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